The "Fremont-Encino" Division 1 Trivial Pursuit Championship series continued over the holidays. The "1990's Time Capsule edition" provided by the senior member of the ladies squad proved to be entirely too easy, with no less that 3 "Ross Perot" questions in the two games contested last weekend. The series leading Men, managed to score a record three pie pieces in a single turn during the New Years Eve "Porkins Memorial Classic". A controversy arose when the women learned that a victory for their team would be recorded with an asterisk because of an extra team member, an eventuality that never materialized, because of a crushing defeat at the hands of the men's team.
The Trivial Pursuit powerhouse Men's squad leads the series 11-0.
5 comments:
First of all, there should have been a 15 yard unmusical-like penalty for the annoying singing conducted by a member of the Men's team, which had the women plotting to chop the head off of the men's game piece.
Second, the inclusion of the yellow category in the 90's version of this dumb game is highly prejudicial to the women since one member of the Men's team is a computer geek.
Third, I believe that a certain member of the Men's team has a placed a vodoo curse on the die, evidenced by the fact that the men rolled on to three pie pieces in one turn.
Fourth, the ligitimacy of the outcome of the Porkins Memorial Classic should be called into question. The mere fact that the Men won a round by answering the game winning question of "Which R&B singer announced 'I feel good.' upon being released from jail?" should show that this game is a big pile of crap.
I call bullshit, and in fact the women should consider protesting any further competitions until a more even playing field is established.
PS-
You will lose, and when you do the pain you will feel will be immeasurable. We shall triumph...eventually.
I tried to tell y'all, I'm not the Trivial Pursuit asset that people think I would be....
LOL!!! Is that supposed to be Kurt Cobain? Oh god...i never thought he was an icon of the 90's. but I guess...
I think that the piece is supposed to be a "non-specific" grunge rocker.
Who ever he is he is now headless!
Kisses,
K
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